A. Because pollen makes everything a really ugly shade of green and glues my eyelids shut and makes my throat scratchy. Also because I’m sitting here watching True Blood and not doing something better with my life. I feel terrible. Spring should not be this way. Also, these people on True Blood affect TERRIBLE southern accents, I feel like you should know this.
B. Because grocery store checkout boys say things like “Hey, you have some pollen on your nose.” At which point I say, “Hey, you just sold me zyrtec, chloraseptic, and nyquil. Do you think i’m worried about the pollen ON my nose? Your powers of perception are AMAZING.”
C. I hope you like how I’m using letters instead of numbers for my lists. It’s cause I’m sick- once I feel better, I’ll go back to numbers.