There are a few things that have come to my attention lately.
1. Salmon are RULL ugly. Look at this mofo:
I would not want to meet him in a dark underwater alley. Would you?
2. Bobcats are funny-looking.
Seriously, what’s with the chops? He looks like Martin Van Buren.
Hey Bobcat, 1837 called and it wants its hairstyle back.
3. I feel like you all should know I was hit in the head by a door on Friday. It hurt and I slept all day and Riley made me wake up every hour to see if I was still alive which pissed me off but I was too tired to do anything about it. But I am OKAY now.
This was in an email from my supervisor to somebody dealing with worker’s comp:
Based on what I am reading regarding the leave procedure, she is supposed to use sick time, but I think it’s kind of unfair since someone slammed a door in her head unintentionally.
My life only gets better and better, people.