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head trauma friday. April 20, 2010

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There are a few things that have come to my attention lately.

1. Salmon are RULL ugly.  Look at this mofo:

you need braces for that underbite.

I would not want to meet him in a dark underwater alley.  Would you?

2. Bobcats are funny-looking. 

Seriously, what’s with the chops?  He looks like Martin Van Buren.

Hey Bobcat, 1837 called and it wants its hairstyle back.

3. I feel like you all should know I was hit in the head by a door on Friday.  It hurt and I slept all day and Riley made me wake up every hour to see if I was still alive which pissed me off but I was too tired to do anything about it.  But I am OKAY now. 

This was in an email from my supervisor to somebody dealing with worker’s comp:

Based on what I am reading regarding the leave procedure, she is supposed to use sick time, but I think it’s kind of unfair since someone slammed a door in her head unintentionally.

My life only gets better and better, people.


6 Responses to “head trauma friday.”

  1. A Nan Oh Mouse Says:

    Bob cats are not funny looking. They are sexy.

  2. riley awesome miller Says:


  3. riley awesome miller Says:

    Also, your picture of salmon is unfair. That is not a Chinook, or “King” salmon, which are actually beautiful and elegant creatures. I should know. I’ve caught them before. Yes, I am that amazing. That is a glorious picture of a glorious ocean phase Chinook:

    What you’ve pictured there is a male sockeye salmon in freshwater phase. Which are yes ugly as butt.

    Fun fact (I use the term fun loosely here): Salmon, when spawning, return up the river where to the very spot they were born, by some strange, preternatural miracle of fish-brain recollection, which I will henceforth call, “fisholection.” They hump like crazy, stop eating, get ugly as fack cause they’re not eating, and then die.

    So, in conclusion, posting a picture of one particularly ugly species of salmon in its most particularly ugly phase of his life-cycle is flat bad journalism. F triple minus.

    Yep, that WAS fun.

  4. melissa Says:

    we had a term for ’em. “voodoo salmon”. and man, they reek from the inside out.

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